belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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