i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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