I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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