just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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