GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
