Non-Jews are for practice
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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