It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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