the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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