she was so not down for the gang bang
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
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New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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