The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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