are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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