I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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