I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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