let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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