I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
