Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
