I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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