This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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