Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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