so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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