the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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