I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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