your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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