If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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