You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
So squirting runs in the family.
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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