Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
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how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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