So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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