Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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