Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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