He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I lost the right to judge tonight
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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