perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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