I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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