She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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