Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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