I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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