The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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