yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
it's great music for shaving your balls
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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