im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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