yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Randomize
