idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
