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Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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