We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Randomize