I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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