How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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