he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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