Small penises have feelings too.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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