Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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