i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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