that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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