pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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