I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
oh god the rape fog is back!
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
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My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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