Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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