I'm drive I can fine osifer
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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