let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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