Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You left your phone here
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