Quick, to the slutcave!
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Randomize
